A Vamp Rose Diary

 So yes, we've heard about that before and it's really neither new or shocking. However, you must be careful where you use your nice plastic bling credit cards or you'll be in a BS situation. Think of it like those credit cards are like you Social Securities #s. Yeah, it's that serious. Let give you some idea of what nearly and could have happened to me or maybe to others. Especially, those annoying aisle sellers that they want your attention and possibly spellbound you into a stupid crappy conversation. It happened to me it was my fault but at the same time that ugly guy should have not called my attention; I mean really who do you think you are with your douche bag brains and your slender tall penis shaped body.
 So I was about to get an pretzel of Auntie Anne's, yes they are heavenly savory good. All of a sudden, this guy who sells those buffer nail beauty kit shit calls out to me. Well, I didn't mind at first and sometimes people take advantage because of my sweet innocent side. I call that "everything happens for a reason," but then I immediately got annoyed his all smooth talking to me while he was buffering that Dead Sea Extract on my index finger ( I wish he did it on my middle finger.) Moving along, I was all like nice and sweet with "uh-huh," "Wow," and other nice "kiss my ass" attitude to him. Then he asks me where I'm from, I mean seriously I have All-American accent you dork. Asks me what am I doing, how old I am, and etc.
 Dude, if you are interviewing for my job that's totally acceptable. But you're just a guy who sells crap that I'm fucking not interested and you know I was hungry for that heavenly pretzel! HOW DARE YOU.
Well, guess what I don't care about your stupid shit, plus I lied to you about my credit or debit card when you asked me. By the way, I have an awesome Nail Buffer Kit form Japan it's called P-Shine. Ha, sucks for you that you lost my business, you don't ask for my card asshole.
 Lastly, that goes same for other dudes or people who like to take advantage on little Asian females. Don't you dare call me when I shop Sawgrass Mills Mall, I Shop For My Choice of what I want to buy as I please. This goes out to other who gets called by these poor unfortunate annoying ticks that sell God Who Knows What aisle sellers. Costumers will come to you if they feel or whenever they're interested you don't force them. It's wrong and utterly disgusting. 
 As for him or whoever wants to call me while I'm about order my pretzel or ice cream or walking to my destination store. DON'T BOTHER ME or I'll put you on my shit list mentally. If any of you aisle sellers have a sample of your product then fine but other than that don't even bother to drag me and fucking your product on my body because I can be phobic to your junk.
 Also, I must say that not all of aisles have bad stuff but you don't force costumers by attention. It's rude and very, very, muy annoying! Get a fucking grip cockroaches and shoppers Keep Calm and Shop On.
I look forward to go Sawgrass Mills Mall again I mean who doesn't love Sawgrass? It's the best place to shop, get together, and hagout with your friends and family. Til then, Later.

Peace & Love,
Vampress