So, here we go again, this "wrong" number calling process. No it's not my first it's many times before and I know there some of you out there who had a similar situations as well. This person or whoever you are with a phone number starts with area code 561 or from West Palm Beach, STOP F---ing contacting me because my nerves is on the edge. Why on earth would you call me more than 5 times at near midnight in this past 3 days? First I ain't a call girl, second midnight is my deep beauty sleep peak and lastly, go screw yourself with your smart a-- phone. Or you're just simply a total nutcase leaving me a voice mail with your incoherent deep voice and the only words that I was able to decode was something about "phone bill." What phone bill? I don't owe you anything, in fact, believe it or not I don't even carry a smart phone or under a contract with any mobile companies. So there you go, if you don't have anything better thing to do then MOVE ON. STOP HARASSING ME. I don't have time people who are jerks like you and other full of crap telemarketers who constantly calling me and others for something that is nothing but sh!t.
Knock it off, seriously.
Vampress
I knew that at one point this would happen and it did. About an hour ago, I saw a tweet on twitter that I follow called @upressonline or known as University Press of FAU. There was two female FAU students hit by a car, and I hope those two students gets better soon as they are in the hospital according to the website. Now, let me say this personally as a safe driver for 7 years, there are many of YOU drivers out there who shouldn't even handle a wheel. Why? Because A LOT of you especially students and some FAU related community are being reckless and think those safety signs and speed limits are a joke. Its not and you're the one who is a joke, there is a reason why we have these signs and to a point having speed bumpers because there are still uncured speeders who can careless about those speed limits. I'm not just accusing at the driver but I have to admit there are pedestrians that are too lunatics like iphoning while crossing the road.
It's been crazy era with many many many unsafe road situations. People needs to stop texting while in the car, turn off the headphones while you are crossing the street and most importantly PAY ATTENTION PLEASE! It makes a lot difference if you do you're safe lookout check before moving on.
Vampress
Dear Pre-Meds,
Have you ever like had sex before marriage, got drunk and high on drugs and living your life fullest? Have you ever smoked when you know it's really bad for you. Stressed out because you couldn't get straight As or hated getting Bs. Did you decided to become a Pre-Med so you can make lots of $$$ or you just want to be famous and be mentioned on the HIGHEST HONORS CLUB. Or want every staff members to grovel before you because you're too good. Well, if that is all true or partially true, do yourself a favor and change your major into something else. I'm not being sarcastic nor being a hypocrite bitch but as I consider myself a philosopher at heart there is no hope in you. If there is then stop acting a big moron and get your shit together seriously becuse one way or the other you will fail at some point and learn from your mistakes and vow never to do it again.
Being pre-med, is a serious and courageous path. It's funny how students gets so overwhelmingly stressed out about grades are not As. Please get a fucking life, Bs are not that bad and Cs are not sour. Not everything is about GPA and doing good on MCAT takes planning and time when you know the time is right. You also have to know why you're going into this path, medicine is just like philosophy. So don't just say oh because I love science and its cool. Yeah, duh, but what made you go into this major, I mean think about it. Have you ever had health complications in your experience, do you strive for helping hand and are you willing do research? It takes a lot of mental, physical and emotional effort. Trust me, I'm no smart chic straight A goddess but I do a lot and I mean A LOT of deep thinking while meditating.
I have seen and I know, looks can be deceiving but I can tell who will be a great, down-to-earth future doctors and just ignorant, dishonorable ones. I know an example of some guy who was attractive and cutest ginger person but no offense I was like: "you want to be a doctor?!?!" Yeah an attractive guy, who is nothing but super sexual addict, loves to drink booze and what else... oh who knows if he quit smoking or continues to. Good Luck on studying MCAT while still sexually active, I mean get a grip! If you're too busy fantasizing about having to fuck then why don't you put an effort to study the MCAT prep? Since I'm damn honest person, I seriously hate most people who wants to be pre-med who never had failures, too busy getting straight As and only cares about themselves because they're too bookworm. I rather be with failure and are successful doctors than 4.0 GPA good too shoes future doctors.
Have no clue of what I'm talking about? Very good, you don't need to because you're too smart ass and it's hard for you to think because you're too stuffed up with smart ass knowledge and "trying to understand" is same word for "stupid" in your terms. Lastly, do me a favor don't you ever get in my way of my dreams, majority of you are nothing but crap.
Sincerely a future sexy doctor,
Dr. Vampress
I get it, Japan is an economic animal, barbaric in Taiji and too goody Made Better in Japan human freaks. I have go to say THANK-YOU SO MUCH haters. You know know what they say HATERS GONNA HATE. So keep hating, attacking and bashing on Japan because you're just making the opposite of all three and that is making Japan STRONGER. You crazy but I say its the truth morons, and sad to say you have nothing better to do or focus on something to make things better. You see Japan maybe so small as nation size but it has huge power of influence with courteously and respect. I mean it's The Land of Rising Sun, it was meant to be a source of life, creativity, strength, power and mostly, hope. It has also been said in many ancient times that God was within Sun and therefore the Sun was rises from the East from the beginning. Japan to many throughout history of witness foreign travelers back in the day considered that country was God's land or known as "Land of the Gold." There is an actual Jesus's Grave in the northern Japan in a place called Shingo-mura in Aomori Prefecture. As he is the God's first child and his younger brother took over his place for cross. Personally, to me it's still a mystery but I'm so humbled and in awe that if it is really true then May God Bless Japan.
Dearest Dr. Da Humbug Chew
Look, I understand what you're saying Dr. Chew, every procedure has to BE PERFORMED specifically. It's good to know that you informed us but that doesn't give you the right to blame us primary to go into lashing out on why the printer got stuck or jammed. When everybody is gone and we're the ones who has to listen to your distress because of someone else's poorly performed failure of putting things back the way it supposed to be. Well let me give you a courteous heads up: why don't you update your written lab manual and check your typo.
Believe me, no one is perfect and I praise your success comes from the land Red Flag with 5 stars at the top corner left with Ph.D in Physics. Personally, don't get offended but in my strong personal opinion on what I truly believe in, Ph.Ds supposed to be a fucking perfectionist. And you're not, sad to say, do you want to know why? I will but I refuse to give you exact pages because you should be able to realize it in n time. When you put a BOLD LETTERS like the word CAUSION, it's not CAUSION Dr. Chew, it is CAUTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah, that EXCLAMATION is with hint of SARCASM. With all due respect, if you're going to warn us about what we did wrong then first thing first: check your grammar and most of all S P E L L I N G.
Take-care and have a wonderful productive weekend.
From,
Vampress